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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

your mom.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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