Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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