why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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