Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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