Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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