- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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