How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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