Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Anti Joke

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