Yellow People !!

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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