- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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