How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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