When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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