- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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