- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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