- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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