- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

One, two, three, four and five

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Phew... it's gone.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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