- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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