what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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