- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

womens rights.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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