- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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