- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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