- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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