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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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