- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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