A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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