- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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