Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Flowers are colors Love me

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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