Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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