- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Obama = ebola

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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