- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Cripples are lame.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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