- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

say it ten times fast: oh

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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