He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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