What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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