- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A man did not like this site

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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