A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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