- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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