Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Joesph Triphook.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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