- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Knock, knock. Come in.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

You know whats annoying? Steve

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