What is worse than torture? Not much.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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