- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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