Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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