- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

A pope meets another one

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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