- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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