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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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