ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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where's mom I killed her

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Anti Joke

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