- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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