- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Dead girls can't say no.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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