i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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people magazine

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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jews

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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