How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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