- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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