Rush Limbaugh

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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