"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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