What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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