Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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black people swimming

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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