- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

what's the difference between a duck?

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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