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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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