- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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