- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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