The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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I'm homeless.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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