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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

what's the difference between a duck?

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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