What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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