- Anti Joke

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!