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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

FOX News: Fair and balanced

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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