A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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haha

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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