- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Dead girls can't say no.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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