- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

3

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

why did the blue berry cross the road

You are joking right?

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??