- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Dead girls can't say no.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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