Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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