Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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