- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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