A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Military intelligence.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Kim Kardashian.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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