knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

a banana

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

why did the chicken cross the road

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's 9 +10 19

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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