- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Is Carly smart? No.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

I like jokes.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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