a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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son, you're adopted.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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