Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

potato

balls in ya mouf

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

That's unfortunate.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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