Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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fart

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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