johann grayson being liked

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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does this look unsure to you?

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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cheese

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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